I’ve been dyeing my hair black since I was 15, because at that time, I chopped it all off. I had it bleached blonde, like Madonna’s in Who’s That Girl and it just didn’t look right, so I bought a box of color, went black and never went back… We used to like dramatic makeup, but I think we’re coming into the more age appropriate field of experimenting. I was really insecure about my skin. My brows and my eyes, I think, are what frame my whole face. I have all right lips and cheekbones, but they’re no, like, show-offs. If I can get my brows and my eyes right, that really sets the whole face. I love a good paint.
someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
Imagine Benedict Cumberbatch going down a slide with your toddler.
“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting
Cut off one of ur nipples and glue it to the hood of his car as a sexy little hood ornament